Can you be my girl? Looking for sweet, sexy, refined and of course, intelligent. As long as I am at it please don't email me if you only show body parts on your profile or if you want any kind of upfront payment, wire or pre-paid cell phone (should probably ignore me if you don't have a phone as well)!
Oh yeah, BTW.. if you want to talk with me please send me a cell number and let's text a bit first. The meaningless back and forth emails over huge amounts of time are just not compelling. Get the hint? Serious?
Seriously I get a huge amount of email so I thought I'd stop and just tell you what I am looking for: Young, knockout figure, hot and ready to have a great time all over bangalore. Can you hang?late
P.S. (can I do a P.S. on a profile) If you smoke or do drugs or have a crazy ex-boyfriend if your goal is to smoke crack in prison I am not for you. Be real, be normal or be gone (I like that, just made it up) :)
P.S.S. Emails that say "hey" or "i like meet you" or "send me ur pic" are nice and all but it kinda just wastes mine and ypour time. I have to press the delete key and you have to press send: wasted keystrokes and unnecessary electricity gone from our planet forever. Please, due to global warming, do not email without substance. :)
P.S.S.S. Did you see above where it said to send a cell number if interested? Were you about to type "Wow, I know you said to send a cell number but..."? Let's just say that without it I know you are not serious and I have waaaay to many friends already
P.S.S.S.S. I was really serious in my P.S.S.S, I really was
So if any one can comprehend and digest the above...do mail me!!
- Location: bangalore Central
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests